I can hardly walk through the halls of the QNCC without tripping over someone being interviewed or a group of the media setting up. I have not been mistaken for anyone important so I have not yet been stopped for questioning, but I continue to walk around with a sense of purpose and haste so there is still hope. I will start planting stories that I am an important USA negotiator. Wait. I look like I’m 14 so I might have to settle for the “son of a Duke or a Lord,” which could work as long as I don’t speak past my excellent British “Ello.”
Eurovision Booth in the Main Blue Hall of QNCC
So far, I have been able to see news crews from all around the world. I saw SkyNews interviewing the British Minister of State for Climate Change, the Rt. Hon. Gregory Barker, MP. Al Jazeera has a large presence for both its English and Arabic stations. I have even seen a variety of news stations in Spanish, Portuguese, Arabic, Japanese, and even Chinese. We were even featured in a
Huffington Post article. However, I have not seen any news stations form the USA. CNN, MSNBC, FoxNews, and ABCNews are all mysteriously absent save for some editorials as shown
here and
here.
In fact, I have also been able to meet a variety of foreign leaders (and by that I mean I saw them talking in a crowded convention center room). As already mentioned the British Minister of State for Climate Change, the Rt. Hon. Gregory Barker, MP (he certainly has a few titles) is present as is the Italian Minister of the Environment, Corrado Clini, also addressed us today. The sad truth is that a lot of important members of many countries are present while the USA leaders are absent.
Could they have been scared by the potential culture shock? I don’t think that is possible. McDonalds, KFC, Burger King, Dunkin’ Donuts, and Coca-Cola are all present. McDonalds even delivers! What more could a guy want? The cafeteria serves pizza around the clock. Everyone, save for our Arabic hosts, are clad in Western business attire (from business suits to the scattered few wearing jeans). Water stations are even available for the thirsty traveler.
A true oasis in the desert of Doha
Terrible acoustics in each of the side event rooms
I will say that the acoustics in the side events rooms are terrible. We are set up into makeshift rooms that, while well stocked with microphones and technology, do not have walls that reach the system. As a result, I can clearly hear a few rooms over, which makes hearing the speaker in your chosen side event room quite challenging.
The plenary room 1, which I was able to successfully sneak in through a series of covert operations that even Tom Clancy may write about in an upcoming novel, does not suffer from the same downfalls. In reality, I just walked in while someone else was asking the doorman a question, but still, by my estimation at least, an exceedingly clever move.
Plenary Room 1 while in session
Through a second equally as cunning act of subterfuge, I also was able to walk into Plenary Room 2, which is closed for special meetings. Essentially, I walked right in with a phone up to my pretending to talk to my “editor.” In fact, there were no guards here so my actions were not quite necessary. As you can see, the United States has a “white” designation, which means that we have no voice in the room and are only acting as observers.
Plenary Room 2
USA's white name holder
As a result, I am disappointed to report that many of the important nations are not expecting anything major to be decided this year. With their eyes on 2015 (the year at which the international community hopes for an international deal to be in place), many nations chose instead to focus on domestic issues. Who can blame them though? The USA has no shortage of domestic issues currently. However, I would hope for a more of a buzz about COP18 in the USA.
I was able to snag a plush seat in the Press Conference Room to hear Russian Special Envoy, Alexander Bedritsky, address the media. It is interested that the USA and Russia both sent “special envoys” instead of heads of departments throughout the government. US special climate envoy Todd Stern cancelled his media address, but will address the Non-Governmental Organizations later this afternoon (me!).
So, are you hearing about the conference in the USA? Why do you think that the USA is not present?